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Welcome to the elite squad of bleary-eyed parents powered by cold coffee and toddler screams. This shirt proudly declares your membership in the most exhausted club on Earth—no dues required, just 3 a.m. wakeups and endless diaper changes. Stylish enough for the grocery store, comfy enough for collapsing on the couch (if you ever get the chance).
Dad: Running on fumes, coffee, and sheer denial. Can assemble a crib in the dark and recite "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" from memory. Still holding out hope for a full night's sleep... someday.
Mum: A multitasking superhero in yesterday’s clothes. Hasn't slept since the third trimester. Fluent in baby talk, eye twitches, and silent screaming. Can find a lost pacifier with her eyes closed—because they usually are.
Baby: Tiny overlord. Sleeps all day, parties all night. Loves warm milk, loud screaming, and pooping during car rides. Innocent face hides a master plan to keep both parents deliriously sleep-deprived forever.
Perfect for the whole "No Sleep Club" crew.
Fit: Regular
Fabric: Mid weight, 180 GSM, 28-singles, 100% combed cotton (marles 15% viscose)
Construction: Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
PRE-ORDER NOW
LIMITED STOCK
**SELECT SIZES AT CHECKOUT**
Welcome to the elite squad of bleary-eyed parents powered by cold coffee and toddler screams. This shirt proudly declares your membership in the most exhausted club on Earth—no dues required, just 3 a.m. wakeups and endless diaper changes. Stylish enough for the grocery store, comfy enough for collapsing on the couch (if you ever get the chance).
Dad: Running on fumes, coffee, and sheer denial. Can assemble a crib in the dark and recite "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" from memory. Still holding out hope for a full night's sleep... someday.
Mum: A multitasking superhero in yesterday’s clothes. Hasn't slept since the third trimester. Fluent in baby talk, eye twitches, and silent screaming. Can find a lost pacifier with her eyes closed—because they usually are.
Baby: Tiny overlord. Sleeps all day, parties all night. Loves warm milk, loud screaming, and pooping during car rides. Innocent face hides a master plan to keep both parents deliriously sleep-deprived forever.
Perfect for the whole "No Sleep Club" crew.
Fit: Regular
Fabric: Mid weight, 180 GSM, 28-singles, 100% combed cotton (marles 15% viscose)
Construction: Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage