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Welcome to the elite squad of bleary-eyed parents powered by cold coffee and toddler screams. This shirt proudly declares your membership in the most exhausted club on Earth—no dues required, just 3 a.m. wakeups and endless diaper changes.
Stylish enough for the grocery store, comfy enough for collapsing on the couch (if you ever get the chance).
Perfect for the whole "No Sleep Club" crew.
Dad: Running on fumes, coffee, and sheer denial. Can assemble a crib in the dark and recite "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" from memory. Still holding out hope for a full night's sleep... someday.
Mum: A multitasking superhero in yesterday’s clothes. Hasn't slept since the third trimester. Fluent in baby talk, eye twitches, and silent screaming. Can find a lost pacifier with her eyes closed—because they usually are.
Baby: Tiny overlord. Sleeps all day, parties all night. Loves warm milk, loud screaming, and pooping during car rides. Innocent face hides a master plan to keep both parents deliriously sleep-deprived forever.
International Shipping Available
FREE SHIPPING (use code FREESHIPDAD at checkout)
LIMITED STOCK
**SELECT SIZES AT CHECKOUT**
Welcome to the elite squad of bleary-eyed parents powered by cold coffee and toddler screams. This shirt proudly declares your membership in the most exhausted club on Earth—no dues required, just 3 a.m. wakeups and endless diaper changes.
Stylish enough for the grocery store, comfy enough for collapsing on the couch (if you ever get the chance).
Perfect for the whole "No Sleep Club" crew.
Dad: Running on fumes, coffee, and sheer denial. Can assemble a crib in the dark and recite "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" from memory. Still holding out hope for a full night's sleep... someday.
Mum: A multitasking superhero in yesterday’s clothes. Hasn't slept since the third trimester. Fluent in baby talk, eye twitches, and silent screaming. Can find a lost pacifier with her eyes closed—because they usually are.
Baby: Tiny overlord. Sleeps all day, parties all night. Loves warm milk, loud screaming, and pooping during car rides. Innocent face hides a master plan to keep both parents deliriously sleep-deprived forever.
International Shipping Available