The "No Sleep Club" T-Shirt - Family Bundle - PRE ORDER
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Welcome to the elite squad of bleary-eyed parents powered by cold coffee and toddler screams. This shirt proudly declares your membership in the most exhausted club on Earth—no dues required, just 3 a.m. wakeups and endless diaper changes. Stylish enough for the grocery store, comfy enough for collapsing on the couch (if you ever get the chance).
Dad: Running on fumes, coffee, and sheer denial. Can assemble a crib in the dark and recite "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" from memory. Still holding out hope for a full night's sleep... someday.
Mum: A multitasking superhero in yesterday’s clothes. Hasn't slept since the third trimester. Fluent in baby talk, eye twitches, and silent screaming. Can find a lost pacifier with her eyes closed—because they usually are.
Baby: Tiny overlord. Sleeps all day, parties all night. Loves warm milk, loud screaming, and pooping during car rides. Innocent face hides a master plan to keep both parents deliriously sleep-deprived forever.
Perfect for the whole "No Sleep Club" crew.
Fit: Regular
Fabric: Mid weight, 180 GSM, 28-singles, 100% combed cotton (marles 15% viscose)
Construction: Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
PRE-ORDER NOW
LIMITED STOCK
**SELECT SIZES AT CHECKOUT**
Welcome to the elite squad of bleary-eyed parents powered by cold coffee and toddler screams. This shirt proudly declares your membership in the most exhausted club on Earth—no dues required, just 3 a.m. wakeups and endless diaper changes. Stylish enough for the grocery store, comfy enough for collapsing on the couch (if you ever get the chance).
Dad: Running on fumes, coffee, and sheer denial. Can assemble a crib in the dark and recite "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" from memory. Still holding out hope for a full night's sleep... someday.
Mum: A multitasking superhero in yesterday’s clothes. Hasn't slept since the third trimester. Fluent in baby talk, eye twitches, and silent screaming. Can find a lost pacifier with her eyes closed—because they usually are.
Baby: Tiny overlord. Sleeps all day, parties all night. Loves warm milk, loud screaming, and pooping during car rides. Innocent face hides a master plan to keep both parents deliriously sleep-deprived forever.
Perfect for the whole "No Sleep Club" crew.
Fit: Regular
Fabric: Mid weight, 180 GSM, 28-singles, 100% combed cotton (marles 15% viscose)
Construction: Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
PRE-ORDER NOW
LIMITED STOCK
**SELECT SIZES AT CHECKOUT**
Welcome to the elite squad of bleary-eyed parents powered by cold coffee and toddler screams. This shirt proudly declares your membership in the most exhausted club on Earth—no dues required, just 3 a.m. wakeups and endless diaper changes. Stylish enough for the grocery store, comfy enough for collapsing on the couch (if you ever get the chance).
Dad: Running on fumes, coffee, and sheer denial. Can assemble a crib in the dark and recite "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" from memory. Still holding out hope for a full night's sleep... someday.
Mum: A multitasking superhero in yesterday’s clothes. Hasn't slept since the third trimester. Fluent in baby talk, eye twitches, and silent screaming. Can find a lost pacifier with her eyes closed—because they usually are.
Baby: Tiny overlord. Sleeps all day, parties all night. Loves warm milk, loud screaming, and pooping during car rides. Innocent face hides a master plan to keep both parents deliriously sleep-deprived forever.
Perfect for the whole "No Sleep Club" crew.
Fit: Regular
Fabric: Mid weight, 180 GSM, 28-singles, 100% combed cotton (marles 15% viscose)
Construction: Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
Fit: Oversized
Fabric: Heavy weight, 280 GSM, 26-doubles, 100% carded cotton (marles 15% viscose)
Construction: Wide neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold with like colours.
Do not bleach.
Do not tumble dry.
Do not dry clean.
Do not iron if printed.
Line dry in shade.